1.  Teen Accused of Killing ‘AGT’ Comedian in Hit-and-Run

 TRAGIC 

The famed comedian, 73, was struck as he crossed the street in Los Angeles.

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2.  ‘SNL’ Alum Reveals She Only Has 3 Years to Live

 ‘HAD A FANTASTIC LIFE’ 

The star, who was a cast member from 1986 to 1992, says the mass is on her windpipe and would eventually “suffocate me to death”.

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Nurses Swear By This Aluminum-Free Full-Body Deodorant Spray

 BODY ODOR, BEGONE 

Finally, a clean deodorant that actually works.

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3.  Racing Legend Dies at 60 in Horrific Plane Crash

 ‘LEGENDARD STATUS’ 

The 60-year-old Iowan was inducted into the National Dirt Late Model Hall of Fame in 2002.

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4.  Lauryn Hill Blamed for Fugees Tour Cancellation by Bandmate

 ‘SHE MADE THE MESS’ 

Fugees member Pras accused Hill of making “excuses” for not showing up on time and not keeping her word.

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Augustinus Bader’s Ultra-Coveted Rich Cream Is 25% Off

 CREAM OF THE CROP 

The stem cell-powered beauty brand rarely gets marked down.

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5.  WaPo Probing Journo Over Alleged Biden ‘War Criminal’ Post

 THAT’S A NO-NO 

Taylor Lorenz, among the paper’s most active reporters on social media, has been accused of calling the president a war criminal in a post to her private Instagram story.

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6.  Trump Says Presidential Medal Is Better Than Medal of Honor

 SAY WHAT? 

“But the civilian version, it’s actually much better because everyone [who] gets the Congressional Medal of Honor, they're soldiers,” Trump told the crowd.

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7.  Judge Punished for Putting Sleepy Field Trip Teen in Cuffs

 ‘BIG BULLY’  

Judge Kenneth King is off the bench–for now–as more details about the girl’s situation surface.

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8.  Artist Behind Obama’s ‘HOPE’ Poster Unveils One for Harris

 ‘FORWARD’ 

Shepard Fairey was inspired by one of the Harris campaign’s slogans: “We are not going back.”

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9.  Linda McMahon, Former WWE Boss, Leads Trump Transition Team

 READY TO RUMBLE 

She helped turn wrestling into a phenomenon in America and now she has been tasked by Trump to plan his return to the White House.

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10.  Trump Inadvertently Praises Newsom and Harris During Diss

 EATING HIS WORDS 

San Francisco was “great” 15 years ago, Trump said. Problem is, back then it was under the control of Mayor Newsom and D.A. Harris.

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11.  Americans Look Much More Favorably on Walz Than Vance: Poll

 SURVEY SAYS 

The Democratic vice presidential nominee’s plus-nine favorability is ahead of Vance, who is 10 percentage points underwater.

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12.  NYC Mayor Served With Subpoena in Corruption Probe

 CLOSING IN 

The federal investigation into Eric Adams’ 2021 mayoral campaign appears to be heating up.

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13.  Harbaugh Says Kaepernick Won’t Coach or Play for Chargers

 TAP OUT 

The head coach said earlier this week he’d reached out to Kaepernick, whom he coached from 2011 to 2014, about a potential gig.

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