1.  Steve Martin Has Perfect Response to His Book Getting Banned

 CLAPBACK 

This is the only murder in the building today.

ARTS AND CULTURE

2.  Newlywed Dies in Shock Waterskiing Accident on Honeymoon

  ‘TOOK OUR BREATH AWAY’ 

Nate Kuhlman and Mariana Garcia Kuhlman were married on Oct. 28 and traveled to St. Lucia for their honeymoon.

U.S. NEWS

Sakara’s Celeb-Approved Nutrition Program Is on Rare Sale

  “FOOD AS MEDICINE” 

It’s Sakara’s only sale of the year.

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3.  Trump Just Keeps Getting Richer After Leaving White House

 ROLLING IN IT 

This surge in wealth comes as Florida’s economic boom improved the finances of his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach and Doral hotel and resort in Miami.

U.S. NEWS

4.  ‘View’ Host Skewered for Wanting to ‘Breastfeed’ Maluma

 HMMM 

Ana Navarro, 51, wrote that she “actually drooled” when she saw the reggaeton and salsa star Maluma in concert.

ENTERTAINMENT

Best Buy’s Massive Black Friday Sale Started Early This Year

 SMOOTH SAVINGS 

Best Buy’s early Black Friday sale includes stellar deals on top brands like Apple, Samsung, and Nintendo.

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5.  Massachusetts University Bans Pro-Palestine Student Group

 SILENCED 

The school wrote that the group “will no longer be eligible for funding, be permitted to conduct activities on campus, or use the Brandeis name and logo.”

U.S. NEWS

6.  ‘Tenant From Hell’ Finally Leaves L.A. Airbnb After 575 Days

 ‘THERE WAS A SMELL’ 

Elizabeth Hirschhorn finally left after squatting in the luxury rental rent-free for months, though she reportedly called her departure “temporary.”

U.S. NEWS

7.  Syphilis Cases in Newborns Are Skyrocketing, CDC Warns

 ‘ABSOLUTELY PREVENTABLE’ 

It has now become difficult for medical providers to obtain benzathine penicillin injections, the main treatment, due to supply shortages.

U.S. NEWS

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8.  Timbaland Draws Ire for Britney Spears ‘Muzzle’ Comment

 WHAT THE HELL 

“She going crazy, right?” Timbaland said during a recent panel event.

ENTERTAINMENT

9.  Armed Man Arrested Outside U.S. Capitol

  SCARY 

Capitol Police closed off surrounding roads and all doors to Senate buildings.

U.S. NEWS

10.  Audit: No Fiscal Mismanagement at BU’s Antiracist Center

 SHOW ME THE MONEY 

The university launched an investigation after half the staff of Ibram X. Kendi’s center were laid off.

U.S. NEWS

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11.  Acquitted ‘Central Park Five’ Member Set to Win NYC Election

 ‘WILDEST DREAMS’ 

Yusef Salaam will represent a central Harlem district after running unopposed in part due to his overwhelming primary victory.

POLITICS

12.  Megan Fox Details ‘Very Difficult’ Miscarriage of Baby Girl

 PAINFUL LOSS 

She addressed the pregnancy loss in a new book of poems.

ENTERTAINMENT

13.  Jeremy Renner Needs ‘Countless Hours’ of Physical Therapy

 ENDURING 

Renner wrote that after his accident, he feels it’s his duty “not to squander my life being spared.”

ENTERTAINMENT

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