1.  Secret Service Agent Fires Shots Near Janet Yellen’s Home

 CLOSE TO HOME 

The agent observed people breaking into cars on the treasury secretary’s street before opening fire.

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2.  ‘Black Swan’ Ballerina Learns Fate After Shooting Husband Dead

 DRAMATIC 

Former ballerina Ashley Benefield said she shot her husband in self defense.

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3.  ‘Wicked’ Porn Link Mishap Lands Mattel in Hot Water

 NOT FOR CHILDREN 

The toy company had to pull its “Wicked” dolls from shelves last month after the accidental X-rated typo was spotted.

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4.  Demi Moore Reveals Moment She Thought Her Career Was ‘Over’

 GHOSTED 

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5.  Sale of RFK Jr.’s Beloved Raw Milk Suspended at Farm in Home State After Bird Flu Detected

 DON’T CRY OVER SPILLED RAW MILK 

A farm in California has been ordered by state officials to stop distributing raw milk after multiple batches tested positive for the bird flu virus.

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6.  Sean Penn Rails Against Oscars and Backs Wild Trump Biopic

 "EXTRAORDINARY COWARDICE" 

Ali Abbasi’s “The Apprentice” is so visceral that Trump’s lawyer’s tried to block it from release earlier this year.

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7.  Daddy Yankee Announces Divorce From Wife of Nearly 30 Years

 HEARTBREAK 

The pair married in 1995 when they were both 17.

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8.  Gen Z Swung to the Right Because of Money Woes, Survey Finds

 RIGHT ON TIME 

A survey of 2,200 Americans found that young people said they’d need to make $587,000 a year to be “financially successful.”

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9.  American Solo Traveler, 72, Feared Dead After ‘Man Overboard’ Cruise Incident

 ALL AT SEA 

The man was unaccounted for when the Ruby Princess returned to California from a five-day sail around Mexico.

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10.  ‘A Gift to Donald Trump’: Dem Senator Blasts Biden’s Pardon for Son Hunter

 WOE OVER JOE 

“It just gives the American people a sense that there’s one system for the rich and powerful and one system for everyone else,” said Sen. Michael Bennet.

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11.  Judge Rejects Elon Musk’s Massive $56 Billion Tesla Pay Package

 PAY DAY  

It’s the second time the pay package was rejected by the same Delaware judge.

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12.  President Biden Didn’t Consult DOJ Pardon Office: Report

 RARE 

According to CNN, it was the sole instance thus far of Biden not seeking out the office’s input.

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13.  RFK Jr. Once Sold Bottled Water With Higher Fluoride Levels Than Tap

 WHAT CHANGED? 

Kennedy’s former business partner said the incoming Health and Human Services Secretary didn’t have a problem with fluoride then.

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