1.  RFK Jr. Snaps at Wasserman Schultz: ‘You Are Slandering Me!’

 SUBCOMMITTEE SILLINESS 

The presidential candidate didn’t like the way DWS depicted his long history of controversial statements.

POLITICS

2.  Judge Skewers ‘QAnon Shaman’ While Upholding His Conviction

  STRUCK DOWN 

In his denial, a federal judge said Jacob Chansley was the “face of the riot” on Jan. 6, 2021.

POLITICS

These Are Hands Down the Softest Beach Towels I’ve Ever Used

  SNUGGLE UP 

Peacock Alley’s luxury towels will make your other towels seem like rags.

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3.  Passengers Stuck in NYC 33 Hours After ‘Odor’ Cancels Flight

 STRANDED 

Passengers were reportedly given just a $12 meal voucher for the length of the delay.

TRAVEL

4.  Aide Who Was With Trump on Jan. 6 Appears Before Grand Jury

 NOT LOOKING GOOD 

Russell, who served as a special assistant in the White House and now works for Trump’s 2024 campaign, is scheduled to testify Thursday.

POLITICS

Nourish Sun-Kissed Skin With This Quinoa-Infused Body Care

 SUMMER SKIN 

Good for you, good for the planet.

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5.  ‘Painting Pictures’ Rapper Superstar Pride Jailed in Murder

 FIRST-DEGREE 

The 21-year-old breakout artist allegedly shot a 40-year-old man to death in Mississippi.

ENTERTAINMENT

6.  Rockies Scoreboard Roasts ‘Becky’ With Titanic Sub Joke

 WHAT DID BECKY DO? 

Don’t mess with a heartbroken baseball scoreboard operator, apparently.

ENTERTAINMENT

7.  Florida ‘Church’ Conman, Sons Convicted in COVID Bleach Scam

 SNAKE OIL 

Mark Grenon and his three sons face up to five years behind bars when they’re sentenced in October.

U.S. NEWS

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8.  NJ School Bus Monitor Charged in Death of 6-Year-Old Rider

 HORRIFIC 

Amanda Davila, 27, faces charges of second-degree manslaughter and second-degree endangering the welfare of a child.

U.S. NEWS

9.  Avon Accused of Secret Pro-Ukraine Operation in Russia

  UNEXPECTED 

A Russian man went to police after finding “extremely aggressive information about Russia’s actions in Ukraine” in his wife’s perfume order.

WORLD

10.  Beast Writer Wins Clarion Award for Migrant Relocation Story

 CONGRATS 

The article was published just days after Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis flew migrants to Martha’s Vineyard.

MEDIA

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11.  DeSantis Defends Tuberville’s Blocking Military Promotions

 ‘DOD SHOULD STAND DOWN’ 

“The DOD should stand down,” DeSantis said. “We need all these other things, and yet they’re focusing on abortion tourism.”

POLITICS

12.  NYC to Pay Black Lives Matter Protesters $13M in Settlement

 ‘TRAUMATIZING’ 

Nearly 1,300 people will receive payouts as part of a class-action suit filed over police tactics during the George Floyd demonstrations.

U.S. NEWS

13.  SBF Got $2.2B From FTX. His Ex-Beau and Co-Exec Got Just $6M

 GENDER PAY GAP 

The compensation gap between Caroline Ellison and other top execs was astonishingly wide, according to a new report.

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