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1. Laura Ingraham Mixes Up Midwest Geography While Bashing Walz

 OPE! 

After claiming to be quite familiar with Minnesota, the Fox host implied that one of its cities was Milwaukee.

MEDIA

2. Trump Drumrolls ‘General News Conference’ at Mar-a-Lago

 REAL SPECIFIC 

No need for details, apparently.

POLITICS

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3. Aaron Rodgers’ Parents Blame Olivia Munn for Estrangement

 FAMILY FEUD 

Aaron Rodgers’ parents blame their poor relationship with their son on Olivia Munn—but the star quarterback disputes their claims.

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4. Large Stash of Skeletons Discovered in Abandoned Boat

 DISTURBING 

Investigators currently believe the victims were from Mauritania and Senegal, but are still working to determine their causes of death.

WORLD

OLIPOP Is Giving Away 25,000 Cans of Its New Flavored Soda

 GET POPPIN’ 

Plus, non-students can take 20 percent off OLIPOP sodas for the rest of August.

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5. Butker Stands By THAT Commencement Speech at Training Camp

 ‘PLACE OF LOVE’ 

The Kansas City player became the highest-paid kicker in the NFL earlier this week.

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6. Flying Taxis Miss Out on Olympic Debut in Paris

 SEINE DECISION 

Drone-style taxis had been due to take off from a barge in the river during the Games.

WORLD

7. RFK Jr. Says He Has an Entire Freezer for Roadkill Meat

 CARRION CANDIDATE 

The independent presidential candidate said the dead bear cub wasn't the only animal carcass he picked up off the side of the road for dinner.

POLITICS

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8. Jamie Lee Curtis Stopped Cate Blanchett’s Outfit Malfunction

 ‘I GOT HER BACK’ 

Jamie Lee Curtis held the actress after Blanchett’s outfit appeared to come apart.

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9. Harris-Walz Campaign Made $1M Selling Those Viral Camo Hats

 MIDWEST PRINCESS VIBES 

An initial run of 3,000 trucker hats bearing “HARRIS-WALZ” in orange lettering sold out in half an hour, the campaign told Teen Vogue.

POLITICS

10. Michael Phelps ‘Pretty Disappointed’ by U.S. Men’s Swimming

 SPLASH ZONE 

“I think a lot of the things that we’ve done as a country for so long, the other people are catching up.”

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11. Nelly Arrested—Had Four Ecstasy Pills, Lack of Insurance

 UH-OH 

Upon his arrest for the insurance warrant, cops found the drugs on his person.

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12. Steve Martin Seemingly Responds to Tim Walz ‘SNL’ Chatter

 DOPPELGANGER 

“I just learned that Tim Walz wants to go on the road with Marty Short,” Steve Martin joked on Threads.

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13. Meghan McCain Won’t See or Read ‘Ghost of John McCain’ Play

 ‘HOPE IT BOMBS’ 

The new play set its cast this week and producers said that McCain’s daughter didn’t accept their invite to a reading after she called it “trash” earlier this year.

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