1. Kremlin Humiliated After Diplomats Walk Out of Lavrov Speech

PARIAH STATE

Video shows diplomats streaming away from a speech by Russia’s foreign minister.

WORLD

2. Wild Video Shows Unarmed Ukrainians Attack Russian Vehicle

FLAG WAVING

Civilians armed only with Ukrainian flags swarm invading Russian SUV.

WORLD

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4. ‘You’re Afraid!’: Ukrainian Berates BoJo for Appeasing Putin

DO SOMETHING

The Ukrainian activist told the British PM that World War III has already begun.

WORLD

5. Rubio Says He’s Boycotting SOTU Over COVID Test Tantrum

SORE LOSS

The Florida GOP senator insists he’s too busy to take a COVID test before the president’s address.

POLITICS

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I had always thought that a hangover preventative was just a gimmick, but these packs have changed my tune.

SCOUTED

7. YouTube Pulls Down Putin’s Propaganda Channels Across Europe

OUT IN THE COLD

Viewers in Europe can no longer see videos from state-owned news channels RT and Sputnik.

WORLD

8. Russia Running Out of Sports After Worldwide Ice Skating Ban

SLIPPERY SLOPE

Ice skating is the latest sports federation to ban Russian athletes over Vladimir Putin’s invasion.

ENTERTAINMENT

9. Elon Musk’s Teen Nemesis Now Tracking Russian Oligarch Jets

GAME, JET SET, MATCH

Jack Sweeney’s latest bot was tracking 39 planes and helicopters belonging to 19 tycoons as of Monday afternoon.

TECH

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11. Teen B-Ball Player Who Collapsed at Game Dies Weeks Later

R.I.P.

Preston Settles, who went into cardiac arrest and collapsed just off the court on Feb. 5, had “grit and tenacity” that allowed him to “just keep going and going and going.”

U.S. NEWS

12. Warner Bros Axes Russia Release of ‘The Batman’ Over Ukraine

WINGS CLIPPED

No movies from Disney, Sony, or Warner Bros will be released in Russia any time soon.

WORLD

13. Former ‘Bachelor’ Star Colton Underwood Is Off the Market

BACHELOR NO MORE

“Now that I’ve been out to myself for a year, it’s the healthiest and happiest I’ve ever felt.”

ENTERTAINMENT

14. Lauren Boebert Calls Anti-Racist Legislation ‘Bad Hair Bill’

LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY?

The Colorado representative was casting a proxy vote on behalf of Louie Gohmert, a colleague from Texas.

POLITICS

15. Bloomberg Union Takes to Streets With Dino-Themed Protest

GUILDOSAURUS

“Management has dug in against essential priorities to the employees the Guild represents,” the staff union’s unit chair said.

MEDIA

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