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1. Joe Biden Leaves St. Croix Vacation With Spectacular Sunburn

  CODE RED 

Someone get this man aloe vera immediately.

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2. Israel in Talks to ‘Resettle’ Palestinians in Congo: Report

 ABSURD 

Saudi Arabia has also reportedly been floated as an option.

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3. Woman in Iconic Paris Kiss Photograph Dies at 93

 R.I.P. 

Françoise Bornet was just 20 when the immortal image was captured in 1950.

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4. Japan Airlines Plane Cleared to Land Before Crash: Report

 AFTERMATH 

An unnamed source in the transportation ministry said the coast guard plane the landing plane collided with was told to hold off.

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This Facial Wand Is a Secret Weapon for Targeting Adult Acne

 CLEAR SKIN AHEAD 

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5. Nigel Lythgoe Hit With Second Sexual Assault Case

 ANOTHER ONE 

A pair of former contestants on the show “All American Girl” are suing producer Nigel Lythgoe for allegedly sexually assaulting them in 2003.

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6. Trump Touts Yet ANOTHER Dead-End 2020 Election Fraud Report

 GIVE IT UP ALREADY 

It doesn’t seem like the former president plans on giving up the ghost anytime soon.

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7. New ‘Storm the Capitol’ Board Game Commemorates Jan. 6

 INSURRECTION: THE GAME 

The board game is produced by the podcast TruAnon and will be available for purchase beginning Saturday.

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8. Trump Officially Appeals Maine’s Ballot Ban

 PRETTY PLEASE 

Trump claimed in a Tuesday appeal that Shenna Bellows, Maine’s Democratic secretary of state, was biased in her decision-making and illegally excluded him from the ballot.

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9. Travis Kelce’s Managers Are Worried He Is Overexposed

 TAYLOR-MADE 

They want him to keep a lower profile this year. Of course, they can’t control the Swifties.

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11. Woman, 88, Shot by Her Own Private Security Guard: Report

 YIKES 

The guard mistook his elderly client for a burglar on New Year’s Eve, his lawyer said.

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12. Last QB to Lead Cleveland Browns to NFL Title Dies at 87

 ‘AN ANALYTICAL MIND’ 

Ryan threw three touchdown passes in a 27-0 upset victory over the Baltimore Colts in 1964.

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13. Stefanik Takes a Victory Lap Over Harvard Prez’ Resignation

 SERIOUS SCHADENFREUDE 

The Republican congresswoman also promised further retribution against elite American colleges for their alleged missteps.

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