1.  Jan. 6 Rioter Watched Trumpers ‘Sh*t in the Sink,’ Feds Say

 CLASS ACT 

Zachariah Boulton was partially done in by his own TikTok videos, according to prosecutors.

POLITICS

2.  Kari Lake Insists She Hasn’t Been Dumped by Trump

  ON LIFE SUPPORT 

The failed Arizona governor candidate said a Daily Beast report about Trump souring on her “doesn’t make sense.”

POLITICS

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3.  Murder Suspect Caught in His Undies After Hourslong Manhunt

 PANTS DOWN 

After making a mad dash out of a hospital on Sunday, Eric Abril was spotted hiding in a creek on Monday afternoon.

U.S. NEWS

4.  Hunter Biden Investigator Refutes IRS Whistleblowers’ Claims

 ‘MISPERCEPTION’ 

U.S. Attorney David Weiss denied two key allegations the whistleblowers claimed was evidence of political interference.

POLITICS

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5.  GOP Official Who Kicked Colleague in the Junk Is Suspended

 FOR THE BEST 

“This sort of behavior has no place in our party or civilized discourse, and will not be tolerated,” another Michigan party official said.

POLITICS

6.  Lady Gaga Doesn’t Have to Pony Up $500K Reward for Dogs

 WOOF 

Jennifer McBride sued the singer, but a judge said she cannot collect since she pleaded no contest to receiving stolen property.

ENTERTAINMENT

7.  Twitter’s Traffic Tanks After Meta Debuts Threads

 SLOWLY BLEEDING 

Elon Musk does not appear to be handling the new competition well.

U.S. NEWS

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8.  Bannon Is Being Forced to Pay $500K to Lawyers He Stiffed

 PONY UP 

The bills cover a variety of legal services, including a protracted fight over a congressional subpoena related to Jan. 6.

POLITICS

9.  Get a Peek Inside Putin’s Insanely Lavish Secret Train

  OFF THE RAILS 

The fit-out, which CNN described as a “closely guarded state secret,” includes a gym, spa, and cosmetology center.

WORLD

10.  Madonna Breaks Silence Following Scary Stay in Hospital ICU

 ‘ROAD TO RECOVERY’ 

“My first thought when I woke up in the hospital was my children,” she wrote on Instagram.

ENTERTAINMENT

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11.  EU Investigating Ozempic After Suicidal Thoughts Reported

 PROBED 

Novo Nordisk’s shares fell 1 percent on Monday after news of the probe broke.

INNOVATION

12.  DeSantis Claps Back at MSNBC Over Wife’s New Nickname

 ‘BADGE OF HONOR’ 

He speculated that the recent spate of criticism directed at Florida’s first lady was only because her traditional femininity “threatens” America’s liberal order.

POLITICS

13.  Taliban Leader Endorses Musk’s Twitter Over New Rival

 WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE... 

“Twitter doesn’t have an intolerant policy like Meta,” Anas Haqqani, the scion of feared terrorist group the Haqqani Network, wrote Monday.

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