1.  Jan. 6 Panel Subpoenas Miller, McEnany, 8 Other Trump Aides

 ROUNDING ‘EM UP 

Another batch of former senior administration officials have been compelled to provide testimony, a day after a House panel issued subpoenas to six other Trump allies.

2.  Shailene Breaks Silence on Fiancé Aaron Rodgers’ Penis Size

  ALRIGHTY THEN 

The actress called out the media for “grasping at straws,” and then made sure to let her fans know her fiancé has large, err, appendages.

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4.  Watchdog: These Trump Cronies Illegally Campaigned in Office

 DOWN THE HATCH 

Some of Trump’s highest Cabinet officials and White House aides showed a “willful disregard” for the Hatch Act, the watchdog said.

5.  GOP Lawmaker Misses Own Anti-Vax Rally After Catching COVID

 OH IRONY, YOU FICKLE QUEEN 

Unsurprisingly, North Dakota Rep. Jeff Hoverson is taking ivermectin to treat the virus, which he says “is real and like a really bad flu.”

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7.  Travis Scott Sued by 9-Year-Old Boy on Life Support

 ‘GROSS NEGLIGENCE’ 

Famed civil rights attorney Ben Crump alleges Ezra was “kicked, stepped on, and trampled” as the madness unfolded.

8.  Poor Aaron Rodgers Is Apparently Baffled by All the Backlash

 FUMBLED THAT ONE 

“People who he thought were friends are turning on him,” said a source close to the NFL quarterback.

9.  Absent ‘Armorer Mentor’ Supplied ‘Rust’ Weapons: Report

 BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS 

Six sources told the Los Angeles Times that Seth Kenney supplied the low-budget Western with its weapons, despite reportedly not being present on set.

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10.  Barstool Sports Founder Dave Portnoy Suspended From Twitter

 BENCHED 

Portnoy has been accused by three women of improper sexual conduct, which the Barstool Sports founder has vehemently denied.

11.  Houston Fire Chief: Travis Scott Should Have Stopped Show

  ‘THE ARTIST HAS COMMAND’ 

But he also says it’s still not clear whether the rapper was “fully aware” of the deadly mayhem unfolding.

12.  ‘I Hope You Die’: GOP Rep Shares Scary Call After ‘Yes’ Vote

 FRIGHTENING 

The caller went on to label the congressman who voted for the infrastructure bill a “f*cking piece of sh*t traitor.”

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13.  Malala Ties Knot in Intimate Home Wedding

 ‘PRECIOUS DAY’ 

The girls’ education activist revealed the news on her Instagram, writing that she was “excited to walk together for the journey ahead.”

14.  Staff Get Slap on Wrist for Event With Student Lap Dances

 ‘POOR PROFESSIONAL JUDGMENT’ 

Principal Donald “Happy” Mobelini and two other employees were admonished after a homecoming event that featured male students in lingerie giving teachers lap dances.

15.  Body ‘Butchered’ at Pay-Per-View Autopsy Returned to Family

 ‘HE’S HOME’ 

The family of David Saunders said they never gave permission for his body to be dissected at an “Oddities and Curiosities Expo” in Oregon.

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