1.  Jacksonville Gunman Was a ‘Socially Awkward’ Kid: Classmate

 ‘INTROVERTED’ 

Ryan Palmeter left behind a violent manifesto that a law enforcement official described as “quite frankly, the diary of a madman.”

U.S. NEWS

2.  Conservative Activist ‘Joe the Plumber’ Dies at 49

  CAMPAIGN CAMEO 

Joe Wurzelbacher announced that he had been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer earlier this summer.

POLITICS

Revive Parched, Sun-Damaged Skin With This $16 Moisturizer

  BUBBLING THIS UP 

Bubble’s new Cloud Surf Moisturizer works just as well as formulas double its price.

The truth is a Beast. Are you? 

Get unlimited access to the Beast's fearless reporting. 

Advertisement

3.  Restaurateur Behind Kansas Newspaper Raid Speaks Out

 PUBLIC ENEMY #1 

“I’ve probably got 600 or 700 messages saying I have blood on my hands,” she said.

MEDIA

4.  Large CTE Study Finds Brain Damage Even in Amateur Athletes

 BAD NEWS  

Boston University's research discovered more than 60 cases of CTE in athletes who were under 30 years old at the time of their death.

ENTERTAINMENT

Marlow Pillow Is Having an End-of-Summer Sale

 PILLOW TALK 

Don’t sleep on this sale; Marlow Pillow is ending summer with their buy-more, save-more promotion.

Advertisement

5.  Chess Cheating Scandal Ends With Grandmaster’s Reinstatement

 POTENTIAL REMATCH? 

The saga, which included accusations of vibrating anal beads and more, has finally come to a close—at least in court.

ENTERTAINMENT

6.  Trump Spreads ‘Roomer’ That DeSantis Plans to End Campaign

 BLATHERING 

The former president claimed, without a shred of evidence, that his GOP nomination rival is making alternative plans.

POLITICS

7.  2 Dead After Police Chopper Crashes Into Florida Apartments

 TERRIFYING 

Video taken of the incident appears to show the aircraft engulfed in smoke prior to going down.

U.S. NEWS

Advertisement

8.  Ukraine Claims to Break Russian Line, Liberate Village

 ONWARD 

Kyiv says its forces are now fighting to push further south.

WORLD

9.  Rape Suspect Nicholas Rossi Got Over $50K in U.K. Legal Aid

  MILKING THE SYSTEM 

Rossi has been using publicly funded legal aid to fight extradition since 2020.

U.S. NEWS

10.  Elton John Hospitalized After Falling in France

 SLIP UP 

The legendary singer has reportedly been spending the summer at his Nice villa with his husband and two sons.

ENTERTAINMENT

Advertisement

11.  67-Year-Old Man Allegedly Tried to Rob Bank for Rent Money

 SAD 

“It was the last chance for him to obtain $650.00 before he would be homeless.”

U.S. NEWS

12.  Pennsylvania Man Arrested for Attacking Cops on Jan. 6

 GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL 

James Maryanski allegedly called the Jan. 6 riot a “dry run” on Facebook after the riot.

U.S. NEWS

13.  Soccer Chief’s Mom on Hunger Strike Over ‘Hunt’ Against Son

 HOLY MOLY 

She said the demonstration was in protest of Luis Rubiales’ “inhumane treatment” after he gave a female player an unsolicited kiss.

WORLD

Was this email forwarded to you? Sign up here.

Advertisement