1.  Gay Couple Cited in Major SCOTUS Case May Not Exist At All

 WTF?! 

Stewart—described in the case as a gay man who requested a website for his forthcoming wedding—claims he’s straight and already married.

POLITICS

2.  Visitor Runs Screaming After Touching Yellowstone Hot Spring

  IDIOT OF THE WEEK 

The tourist yelled “It’s hot! It’s very hot!” as she sprinted back toward a nearby boardwalk.

U.S. NEWS

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3.  Christie Brinkley Slams Instagram’s ‘Wrinkle Brigade’

 EVERBODY’S A CRITIC 

The supermodel clapped back at nit-picking commenters after she posted a selfie.

ARTS AND CULTURE

4.  Italian Authorities Identify Tourist Seen Defacing Colosseum

 BRITS BEHAVING BADLY 

The British tourist could face a steep fine or prison time if prosecuted and convicted.

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5.  Ex-Ohio House Speaker Gets 20 Years for Huge Bribery Scheme

 ‘FINANCIAL GREED’ 

Householder funneled millions of dollars from the state’s electric utility to his political allies to effectively seize control of the legislature.

POLITICS

6.  Texas AG Paxton’s Property-Buying Spree Under Investigation

 GOING DEEPER 

The family splashed out on $3.5 million worth of real estate in less than a year.

POLITICS

7.  Top Trump Aide ID’d as Figure in Secret Docs Indictment: ABC

 UNMASKED 

She is the person to whom Trump allegedly showed a classified map.

U.S. NEWS

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8.  Pfizer Worker Used Secret COVID Info for Inside Trades: DOJ

 BUSTED 

The employee and a friend allegedly used confidential info about trials of the drug paxlovid to rake in tens of thousands of dollars.

U.S. NEWS

9.  Madonna Home From Hospital After Team Feared for Her Life

  RECOVERING 

The star’s friend Rosie O’Donnell took to Instagram to confirm her recovery.

ENTERTAINMENT

10.  Groups Linked to Koch Brothers Plot $70M Push to Sink Trump

 ANYONE BUT HIM 

It’s not yet clear which Republican candidate they will support instead.

U.S. NEWS

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11.  NYC’s Iconic Tiffany’s Store Catches Fire

 TORCHED 

The store is expected to open later Thursday pending approval from a fire marshal, the company said.

ARTS AND CULTURE

12.  Cop Whose Shooting Sparked Riots Is Preliminarily Charged

 MASS PROTESTS 

Investigators suspect the officer didn’t meet the requirements for legal use of their weapon in the killing of the 17-year-old.

WORLD

13.  Woman Loses Her Leg in Freak Accident on Airport Walkway

 NIGHTMARE 

She had to have the leg amputated after it became stuck as she was headed to board a flight.

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