1.  Federal Employees Ordered to Ditch Pronouns to Follow Trump’s Anti-DEI Push

 GOING/GONE 

The revelation prompted celebration from MAGA diehards.

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2.  Animal Rights Group Calls to Replace Viral Groundhog With Vegan Cake

 LEAVE IT TO BEAVER 

Sideline Punxsutawney Phil? Pennsylvania governor had four words for the PETA activists.

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3.  Travis Kelce Leaves Taylor Swift Flying Solo to Grammys

 STAG 

The all-pro tight end is too busy prepping for a shot at the Chiefs’ third-straight NFL Super Bowl.

OBSESSED

4.  ‘Black Nazi’ Mark Robinson Ends Bid to Sue CNN For Exposé and Whines He’s the Victim

 FINAL SALUTE 

Robinson sought $50 million in damages from the company after it revealed his posts on a porn site.

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5.  Will Smith to Present at First Awards Show Since Oscars Slap

 ROUND 2 

It’s been three full years since the actor set foot on a major awards show stage.

OBSESSED

6.  Illinois Gov. Blocks Jan. 6 Rioters From Holding State Jobs

 HALTING JOB HUNT 

JB Pritzker directed the state’s government agencies not to hire Capitol rioters.

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7.  NTSB Recovers Black Boxes From Potomac River After Tragic D.C. Plane Crash

 PIECE OF THE PUZZLE 

Investigators are analyzing the plane’s flight recorder data in a lab, and expect to produce a preliminary report on the crash in 30 days.

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8.  Devastated American Airlines CEO Releases Emotional Update on D.C. Crash

 TRAGEDY 

CEO Robert Isom said the “heartbreaking accident” was weighing heavily on the airline.

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9.  The NFL Is Rigged, Says Brother of Former Top Ref

 TIN FOIL HELMET 

Dean Blandino, former vice president of officiating for the NFL, revealed his brother’s conspiracy theory.

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10.  Trump Responds to Calls to Visit D.C. Plane Crash Site: ‘You Want Me to Go Swimming?’

 OUT OF HIS DEPTH 

The president said he had a plan to meet with some of the families of the 67 people believed dead after the mid-air collision above the Potomac River.

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11.  Jay Leno Gives Update on Wife Mavis’ ‘Advanced Dementia’

 FINDING HUMOR 

In a touching interview, Jay Leno shows his deep commitment and love for his wife following her diagnosis.

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12.  Kaia Gerber Seeing Famous Actor’s Son After Austin Butler Split

 NEPO BABY LOVE AFFAIR 

The model was spotted with her rumored new beau at a restaurant in LA Wednesday.

OBSESSED

13.  White House Stenographers Can’t Keep Up With Trump’s Verbiage

 LONG WINDED 

The president has already spoken 81,235 words just last week.

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