1.  Fed-Up Prosecutors Want Misbehaving Bankman-Fried Locked Up

 ‘CROSSED A LINE’ 

The fallen crypto kingpin has repeatedly pissed off prosecutors with his antics.

U.S. NEWS

2.  Fox Staffer Posts Antisemitic Comments on TikTok: Report

  ANOTHER ONE 

He justified “Jewish stereotypes” while peddling the antisemitic trope that “Jews control the financial sector,” adding that this contributed to the Holocaust.

MEDIA

This Cupholder-Friendly Water Bottle Is Actually Spillproof

  DRINK UP 

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3.  Cause of Death Revealed for Marines Found Near Camp Lejeune

 ‘WENT PEACEFULLY’ 

The three Marines’ bodies were found on Sunday in a car at a gas station near their base.

U.S. NEWS

4.  GOP Rep: ‘Shiny Object’ Impeachment Talk Is Irresponsible

 ‘NOT JUST ME’ 

“Most of us are concerned about spending. It’s an existential threat,” Ken Buck told CNN on Wednesday.

POLITICS

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5.  Black Nursing Home Staff Say They Were Called ‘Slave Girls’

 DISTURBING 

The women complained that they were subjected to racist slurs and that Black residents in the rehabilitation center were neglected.

U.S. NEWS

6.  Fed Increases Interest Rates to 22-Year High

 NO END IN SIGHT 

After a one-month hiatus, the central bank raised its key interest rate by a quarter point on Wednesday.

U.S. NEWS

7.  Travis Scott’s Great Pyramids of Giza Gig Canned 2 Days Out

 WOMP WOMP 

Despite weeks of hype, it looks like Travis Scott won’t realize his dream of performing at the site of the last surviving wonder of the ancient world.

ENTERTAINMENT

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8.  Vivek Ramaswamy Used to Rap About Libertarian Politics

 LOSE YOURSELF 

The Republican presidential candidate called himself “Da Vek.”

POLITICS

9.  Melania ‘Livid’ at Trump’s Legal Team in Sex Abuse Case: NYT

  STANDING BY HER MAN 

While the former first lady has remained silent on her husband’s loss, she is said to have privately cast doubt on E. Jean Carroll’s version of events.

POLITICS

10.  WATCH: Flaming Crane Collapses in Manhattan, Injuring 6

 HEADS UP 

Nearby buildings were evacuated and Tenth Avenue was closed as more than 200 first responders flocked to the scene.

U.S. NEWS

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11.  Autoshop Manager Caught on Cam Calling Customer the N-Word

 FIRED 

A Black woman recorded the manager and mechanic making fun of her before she got her BMW repaired.

U.S. NEWS

12.  Ukraine Admits to Blowing Up Crimean Bridge Last Year

 KABOOM 

“Who will burn the bridges if not us?” read a mocking T-shirt unveiled by the head of Ukraine’s Security Service.

WORLD

13.  Man Accused of Killing Friend With a Can of Soup

 ‘LOT OF BLOOD’ 

The suspect allegedly told a responding deputy that the blood on his hands and shoes was his own.

U.S. NEWS

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