1.  FBI Disbands Public Corruption Squad That Helped Investigate Trump

 ‘OPEN SEASON’ 

The squad aided Jack Smith’s investigation into Trump’s attempt to overturn the 2020 election.

POLITICS

2.  Gronk Tells Former Coach Bill Belichick How to ‘Shut Everyone Up’ About Girlfriend

 FLAG ON THE PLAY 

The retired Patriots tight end has some advice for his former coach on how to manage his young love.

U.S. NEWS

Bioré’s Aqua Rich SPF Is Like the Cult-Favorite Japanese One

 WHITE CAST-PROOF 

Bioré’s $15 UV Aqua Rich Sunscreen is the ultimate sunscreen for people who hate sunscreen.

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3.  Human Remains Discovered Near Taylor Swift’s Beachside Mansion

 TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT 

Some suspect a serial killer is on the loose in the Northeast, but police deny these claims.

U.S. NEWS

4.  Sarah Jessica Parker Reveals She Tried to Get Out of ‘Sex and the City’

 AND JUST LIKE THAT... 

The actress admitted she “panicked” after landing her iconic role as Carrie Bradshaw.

OBSESSED

Score Up to 60% Off e-Bikes During Upway’s Spring Sale

 WATT’S STOPPING YOU 

With the largest e-Bike selection online, you’re in for a good ride *and* a long ride.

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5.  Actor Who Starred in 3 James Bond Films Dies at 89

 TEXAS TOUGH 

Joe Don Baker, a Western movie fixture who played two roles in the James Bond franchise, passed away last week.

OBSESSED

6.  Dick’s Sporting Goods Acquires Rival After Trump Tariffs Rattle Footwear Business

 FILLING THEIR SHOES 

After a rough year for both companies, Dick’s is acquiring Foot Locker in hopes of cornering the market on Nike products.

U.S. NEWS

7.  Harvard’s $27 Magna Carta ‘Copy’ Has a Multimillion-Dollar Secret

 HISTORIC SHOCK 

The university assumed for decades that the historic document was a copy.

U.S. NEWS

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8.  TikTok Beauty Influencer Shot Dead on Livestream

 POSSIBLE FEMICIDE 

Mexican influencer Valeria Márquez was killed at the beauty salon where she worked.

WORLD

9.  Texas Dems Are Trying to Ban ‘Cursed’ Ted Cruz From Playoff Games

 CRUZ CURSE 

The Republican senator has been blamed for jinxing several sports teams across his state over the years.

POLITICS

10.  Massive Cost of Trump’s Birthday Military Parade Revealed

 YUGE PLANS 

As many as 25 tanks will thunder through Washington, D.C. on the big day.

POLITICS

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11.  Hillary Clinton Weighs in on Qatar’s ‘Free’ Gift to Trump

 BE SERIOUS 

Clinton shared her thoughts on the Qatar plane debate in a post on X.

POLITICS

12.  Trump Says He Wants to Speak to Pope About One Issue in Particular

 TAKE A GUESS 

The president is keen to speak with the new pontiff.

MEDIA

13.  Harvard President Takes a Big Pay Cut as University Fights Trump

 IT’S ONLY MONEY 

The move comes as the administration halts over $2.6 billion in federal funding to the university.

POLITICS

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