1.  Democratic Senator ‘Fully Supports’ U.S. Boots in Gaza

 ALL FOR IT 

Sen. John Fetterman appeared to be the lone Democrat who was open to a U.S. takeover of Gaza.

POLITICS

2.  Doctor Under Investigation for Giving His Feline a CAT Scan

 CLAWS OUT! 

An Italian doctor brought his cat to the hospital to conduct a CAT scan on his injured cat.

WORLD

Nutribullet’s New Portable Blender Streamlined My Morning Smoothie Routine

 SMOOTHIES ON THE GO 

The Nutribullet Flip, an insulated portable blender, allows you to make smoothies, protein shakes, and other blended drinks on the go.

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3.  Harrison Ford’s Blunt Two-Word Response to ‘Indiana Jones’ Flop

 ‘[BEEP] HAPPENS’ 

Much like his character on screen, Harrison Ford kept it real when reflecting on “Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny’s” disappointing debut.

OBSESSED

4.  Delta and Japan Airlines Planes Collide at Airport: ‘Very Scary’

 TARMAC CHAOS 

Photos posted online showed the Japan Airlines wing cut through the Delta plane’s tail.

U.S. NEWS

These Heated Chairs Are a Must-Have Cold Plunge Companion

 HEAT CHECK 

Athletes, fitness fanatics, and wellness enthusiasts will love adding Galanter & Jones heated chairs to their outdoor cold plunge lineup.

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5.  CNN Jury Foreperson: We Wanted to Make CNN Pay Up to $100M

 'SEND A MESSAGE' 

The network ultimately settled with a security contractor who it claimed was part of a “black market” operation.

MEDIA

6.  Absent Dem Wants Do-Over After Motion to Subpoena Musk Fails

 ABSENTEE BALLOT 

“Don’t be a d--k,” Elon Musk tweeted at Rep. Ro Khanna, who missed the vote that failed in his absence.

POLITICS

7.  Gisele Bündchen, 44, Welcomes First Baby Since Tom Brady Split

 BUNDLE OF BÜNDCHEN 

The supermodel has been dating jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente.

OBSESSED

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8.  Trump’s Super Bowl Attendance Fails to Drive Up Tanking Ticket Prices

 BARGAIN BOWL 

Tickets for Super Bowl LIX in New Orleans this year can be bagged for below $4,000.

U.S. NEWS

9.  100K Eggs Stolen in Massive Heist as Prices Soar

 HARD TO BEAT 

The eggs are worth an estimated $40,000.

U.S. NEWS

10.  Publishers Sue After Idaho Bans Books Like ‘Game of Thrones’

 HITTING THE BOOKS 

Industry heavyweights including Penguin Random House and HarperCollins have launched a legal challenge.

U.S. NEWS

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11.  NFL Quietly Drops ‘End Racism’ Super Bowl Message as Trump Targets DEI

 SIGN OF THE TIMES 

Viewers will be asked to “Choose Love” instead.

U.S. NEWS

12.  Has Musk Launched Memecoin With ‘White House Tech Support’ Gag?

 ULTIMATE TROLL 

The DOGE chief changed his X bio to “White House Tech Support,” as a new cryptocurrency with the same name launched at the same time.

POLITICS

13.  Phony ICE Agents Try to Join Trump’s Immigration Crackdown

 ON THE PROWL 

ICE impersonators have been arrested in at least three states, CNN reports.

U.S. NEWS

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