1.  Canadians Troll Trump With New Name for Americano

 BREW-HA-HA 

The protest is one of many that have swept Canada since Donald Trump made moves against America’s northern neighbor.

WORLD

2.  Vance’s Hometown Paper Rips Him as ‘Lapdog Vice President’

 LEFT NO CRUMBS 

The vice president, who has disappeared in the shadow of Elon Musk, failed to impress an Ohio newspaper that called him an “appendage” to the Trump administration.

POLITICS

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3.  Rosie O’Donnell Says Co-Star ‘Struggled’ Before Tragic Death

 ‘HEARTBREAKING’ 

O’Donnell starred with a 10-year-old Michelle Trachtenberg in 1996’s “Harriet the Spy.”

OBSESSED

4.  Skydive Facility Rocked by 3 Deaths in Less Than a Month

 FATAL ACCIDENTS 

A skydiving facility in Arizona experienced three deaths between January and February.

U.S. NEWS

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5.  Search for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Resumes After 11 Years

 AT SEA 

After over a decade, a firm called Ocean Infinity will resume the hunt for the missing aircraft.

U.S. NEWS

6.  Tourists Flock to ‘Puppy Mountain’ After Uncanny Resemblance Goes Viral

 PUPPY LOVE 

The rock formation at the Xiling Gorge on the Yangtze River has made waves on Chinese social media.

WORLD

7.  Top Washington Post Columnist Has Blunt Four-Word Response to MAGA Makeover

 NOT MINCING WORDS 

Philip Bump, a top national politics analyst at the paper, expressed his horror simply.

MEDIA

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8.  American Airlines Plane Aborts Landing to Avoid Collision

 TENSE SKIES 

A plane was forced to divert its landing in Washington D.C. to avoid colliding with another aircraft on the runway.

U.S. NEWS

9.  White House Defends Musk’s Attendance at Cabinet Meeting

 JOINED AT THE HIP 

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt explained to reporters why Donald Trump’s “first buddy” will attend the meeting.

POLITICS

10.  First Step Taken to Determine Menendez Brothers' Possible Release

 GOV GOES MENENDEZ MODE 

California Gov. Gavin Newsom has ordered a review board to help him determine whether he should commute the brothers' sentences.

POLITICS

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11.  Hilaria Baldwin Chased Down Trump Mimic Who Heckled Her Husband

 RUNNING IN HEELS 

After Alec Baldwin threatened an ambush comedian, Hilaria chased him and tried to grab his phone, the comedian told TMZ.

CULTURE

12.  A Mysterious Disease That Kills Within Days Is Spreading

 SPREADING QUICKLY 

Weeks after Trump slashed USAID funding and began pulling out of the WHO, the unknown disease began spreading in the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

U.S. NEWS

13.  ‘White Lotus’ Star Clarifies Open Marriage Comments About Actor Husband

 ‘CALM DOWN, INTERNET’ 

Carrie Coon, who appears in Season 3 of the TV series “The White Lotus,” revealed that she and her husband, Tracy Letts, are open about their wandering eyes.

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