1.  Ben Stiller Explains Why He Left ‘SNL’ After Four Episodes

 QUICK EXIT 

The actor was on the sketch comedy show briefly in 1989.

OBSESSED

2.  WATCH: Rubio’s Hearing Interrupted With Taunts of ‘Little Marco’

 BLAST FROM THE PAST 

The Florida senator faced down an old Trump insult during his confirmation hearing to be secretary of state.

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3.  Donald Trump Jr.’s New Girlfriend Teases Custom MAGA Slippers

 FOOT SOLDIER 

Palm Beach socialite Bettina Anderson is looking increasingly comfortable in the MAGAsphere.

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4.  Jill Biden Reveals She Sent Private Note to Melania Trump

 SPILLING THE TEA 

Melania Trump snubbed the traditional meeting with the first lady, prompting Jill Biden to reach out.

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 FITNESS SCIENCE 

Research-based programs that are supported by professional coaches (not AI) who check in regularly to keep you motivated.

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5.  Passenger Tragically Dies on Flight From Paris to Boston

 MID-FLIGHT EMERGENCY 

The passenger fell ill shortly after the Air France plane departed from Paris to Boston.

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6.  D.C. Hotels Are Offering Wildly Luxurious Trump Inauguration Packages

 HOW MUCH?! 

One costing $350,000 includes a four-night stay, two butlers, and airfare for your pet.

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7.  Bride in Viral $59M Wedding Says She’s Pregnant as Hubby Faces Jail

 LET THEM EAT CAKE 

Millions of social media users watched Madelaine Brockway and Jacob LaGrone got married in Paris—and then learned LaGrone was facing up to 25 years in jail.

U.S. NEWS

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8.  TikTok Gears Up for ‘Immediate’ U.S. Shutdown on Sunday

 FAREWELL 

Users will reportedly no longer be able to open the social media app on Jan. 19.

TECH

9.  Mark Zuckerberg Preps for MAGA 2.0 by Culling Thousands of Meta Employees

 DISPOSABLE 

According to the company’s latest financial report, some 3,600 workers could face the chop.

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10.  South Korean Leader Arrested After Weeks-Long Standoff

 BUSTED 

Over 3,000 police marched on Yoon Suk Yeol’s residence to dramatically detain him.

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11.  Drake Drops Legal Action Over Kendrick Lamar Diss Track

 WRAP IT UP 

He had accused Universal Music and Spotify of conspiring to increase the popularity of “Not Like Us.”

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12.  Coca-Cola CEO Makes Trump’s Diet Coke Dreams Come True

 HIS ONE TRUE LOVE 

The Coca-Cola company had a surprise gift for the president-elect ahead of his inauguration.

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13.  Russian Tennis Star Smashes Camera in Australian Open Outburst

 OFF THE RAILS 

Daniil Medvedev received a warning for racket abuse.

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