Hello, Tuesday! Let’s start with a trivia question. These famous tech companies all started in a garage, except for Microsoft, eBay, Amazon, Apple or Google? Answer’s at the end!

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Would you have a computer chip implanted in your brain? Now, what if that tech could combat paralysis, crippling depression, deafness or blindness? Sounds like a science-fiction novel, but the tech is here.

A Utah company has already placed brain chips in about three dozen patients. So far, these chips have allowed people to control robotic arms and wheelchairs, play video games, and even feel sensations in paralyzed areas of the body. Truly amazing stuff.

High-five, AI!

The NeuroPort Array was developed by Salt Lake City-based Blackrock Neurotech (no, not that Blackrock). It attaches to the brain via 96 tiny needles (yikes!) and reads electrical signals — i.e., thoughts — that translate into real-world actions.

Say someone is learning to use a robotic arm. They may think, “Lift my hand.” AI software decodes the signal, relays it to the prosthetic and, boom, that hand is lifted.

What’s on the horizon?

Blackrock Neurotech’s first chip was implanted in a human back in 2004. Now, they’re seeking FDA approval for brain chips designed for at-home use to help patients with paralysis move independently again.

They’re also developing microchips to restore hearing and vision, improve memory, and battle anxiety, PTSD and depression.

Pump the brakes, Elon

Elon Musk’s company, Neuralink, has similar plans. But the FDA rejected its human-implant trial in 2022, citing dozens of issues to be addressed before human testing.

Chief among those? The fact Neuralink’s implant runs on a lithium battery (I don’t want one of those in my brain, thanks), the potential for the wires to move to other parts of the brain, and concern as to whether it can be removed without damaging brain tissue. No bueno.

Elon thinks Neuralink’s on track for FDA approval this spring, but staffers are reportedly more skeptical — rightfully so.

Listen, Tesla isn’t exactly known for its attention to user safety. They’ve been working on self-driving cars since 2014, and, last I checked, they were still dealing with issues like steering wheels flying off. I think I’ll pass on the “self-thinking” brain software.

But I want to know what YOU think. Come tell me here on Twitter!

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Phone scam warning: If an Amazon customer service rep (or anyone else) asks you to download an app called AnyDesk, hang up immediately. IT pros use this remote-access software, but it’s also a handy tool for scammers. Victims have lost thousands to criminals pretending to work for Amazon, Etsy and PayPal. Watch out for this scam!

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On the map: Own a business? Get more eyes (and customers) by listing your business on Apple Maps. You can now add photos, hours and special info, too. Definitely worth doing to keep all your iCustomers happy. Not for you? Tell someone who owns a business.

Hack the planet: Are satellites in space safe from hackers? Turns out, nope. The European Space Agency invited good-guy hackers to take control of one of its demo nanosatellites. Not only did they break in, but they sprinkled in some malicious code. I don’t think they planet.

Coming to a foot near you: Google has patented machine-learning … shoes? The shoes use several sensors to analyze workouts and tell what kind of exercise you’re doing (upper body included). Beats a clunky armband or glassholes. Honestly, pretty nifty tech coming out soon.

Uber trappings: A new report shows the most forgotten items in Uber rides include phones, wallets, keys, jewelry and headphones. Also left behind: Dentures, weed, a Danny DeVito Christmas ornament, a fire sword, a remote-controlled vibrator, chicken wings, six cheesecakes, painted rat traps and one used Gucci loafer. (OK, how did that happen?)

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It’s not often the heaviest hitters get punched around the same time, but Apple, Microsoft and Google all found and patched previously unknown flaws in April. Hop to it and update right now!

Update your iPhone: iOS 16.4.1 launched hot on the heels of iOS 16.4. It addresses two flaws, both of which allow attackers to run commands on your phone.

Update your Android: Google released multiple updates for Android phones, with the most critical flaw enabling attackers to remotely access your device no matter where you are. Gulp.

Update Windows: Microsoft’s Patch Tuesday for April included a fix for a bug that allows attackers to grant themselves the power to steal data, run commands or deploy malware. There were 98 vulnerabilities.

Your best defense is a good offense

Unknown, aka “zero-day,” vulnerabilities are ones hackers are actively using, meaning the bad guys found them before security researchers and software developers.

💻 Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to update his laptop to Windows 10 but said, “I still love Vista, baby.”

Go here for step-by-step instructions to set up automatic updates, along with zero-days spotted in Chrome and Firefox.

The phone rings, and as soon as you pick up, a robotic voice says you owe money to the IRS. Spoiler: It’s a scam. Here’s how you can fight back:

PSA: Stop giving out your real phone number to every person or company that asks.

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🏡 The answer: eBay. Pierre Omidyar started “The AuctionWeb” in September 1995 in his living room. The first item sold was a broken laser pointer for $14.83.

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