Bernie Sanders Did A Bad, Will Have To Sue His Way To The White House Now

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• Canadian
Ted Cruz
 has awesome new slur for foreigns.


• Hero
parents
 will save us all from the terror of jihadi handwriting.


• Pharma
douchebro
 Martin Shkreli ain't got no job no more :(


• Mike
Huckabee
 sad everyone hates him now, even Jesus.


• New
Orleans
 kills confederate traitors all over again.


• Dr.
Ben Carson
 says Republicans' brains are broken.


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